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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Lamest Villains

As a show that thrives off of conflict between good and evil, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is no stranger to having a variety of villains ready to face off against Coulson and his team. After two seasons, my personal opinion is that it’s the episodic villains that are oftentimes the most boring or unthreatening to watch.

The “big bads” of Seasons 1 and 2 were given the screen time required to make them seem like legitimate threats to S.H.I.E.L.D. It often took more than one episode before viewers were able to see certain characters as being reason for legitimate concern, meaning that the one-off villains that Coulson has faced seem pitiful in comparison.

With a slew of foes to pick from, we’ve broken down which 6 of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.‘s characters made the lamest villains of the series.

6. Cal’s Team of Villains- “One of Us”


Though technically #6 on the list refers to more than one person, the team of anti-S.H.I.E.L.D. powered-people that Cal put together led to one of the more anticlimactic showdowns in the program’s second season… something that’s more than a little disappointing considering that separately, each individual member could have posed a legitimate threat. A large reason why this grouping didn’t work was simply the fact that it was made due to Cal’s personal vendetta against Coulson. Sure, he convinced the ragtag villains to band together in the name of getting some payback against S.H.I.E.L.D., but said payback came in the form of visiting Coulson’s hometown and vaguely threatening its citizens.

In addition to the somewhat lame motives, another issue with Cal’s villain squad was the fact that they were only really around for one episode. None of the individuals got enough screen time to make them seem like a viable threat despite being marketed as a deadly group that would give S.H.I.E.L.D. a run for its money. The group was built up to be one that might have a serious impact on S.H.I.E.L.D., but in the end a few agents took them down with little to no fanfare. In fact, it was a little embarrassing how quickly this team of powered villains were subdued and captured by a small handful of ordinary people who barely broke a sweat in the process.

5. Sebastian Derik- “The Writing on the Wall”


Sebastian Derik actually was a bit of an issue for S.H.I.E.L.D. throughout, “The Writing on the Wall,” but like much of the other foes that the agents have come across, the motivation behind his brief reign of terror made him seem slightly less villainous than he would have been otherwise. Derik, though essentially a serial killer, was an individual who was literally going insane due to his involvement in the mystery T.A.H.I.T.I. program that was previously run by Coulson. His actions weren’t excusable, but the fact that they occurred due to the mental side effects of being S.H.I.E.L.D.’s guinea pig makes them seem more pitiable than strictly evil. This isn’t to say that said actions weren’t heinous; after all, Derik literally carved symbols into the bodies of his victims, but knowing that it wasn’t entirely his fault made him seem like less of a threat and more of a responsibility for S.H.I.E.L.D. to deal with.

4. Marcus Daniels- “The Only Light in the Darkness”


Let’s be honest, Marcus Daniels wasn’t much of a threat to S.H.I.E.L.D. and likely wouldn’t have gotten even half as much screen time if it weren’t for the fact that he was going after Coulson’s ex-love interest Audrey Nathan. There were some vague mentions of what Daniels was capable of but all viewers saw was his energy-sucking powers being used for something as cliché as stalking a woman he was romantically interested in. He blasts a few energy beams here and there but they mostly just resulted in a few bumps on the head that weren’t even significant enough to leave our heroes with so much as a concussion. I’ve always viewed this installment as a bit of a filler episode for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s freshman season, so it’s not all that surprising that the villain of, “The Only Light in the Darkness,” seemed just as lacking as the episode itself.

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