2. Link it to Catwoman
Ah yes, this is to the comic book movie subgenre what Uwe Boll has been for the videogame cinematic adaption. It is so low down the totem it makes Elektra a preferable watch. By linking the next Batman film to this universally derided flop, Warner’s would not so much fall at the starting block as be racing to the glue factory before the horse has been born. Maybe Bruce Wayne has been selected by the winged rodent gods of old to take down an evil corporation, and only the help of a reborn feline deity can win the day.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth just writing that.