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“Asinine!” Has Stories For All

Asinine! by Anthony Feiman and Julie Simack blends sci-fi satire with Twilight Zone-esque premises to create a hilarious comic experience that transcends space and time. Firstly, we are introduced to Candia Venus who is a very ‘shapely’ woman in a form-fitting space suit reminiscent of a Bettie Page photoshoot. She acts as the guide to this comic, regaling the readers with stories from the 21st century. Still, she aggressively refuses to answer stories about herself. Think of her as a sexy version of Rod Sterling. Not to say he isn’t sexy to all the Sterling fans out there!

After Candia’s brief intro, the comic breaks into three stories. The first of which is ‘Immortal No More!’; it paints a world where immortality has been achieved. A serum developed to return consumers to a youthful state uses the cells of dead bodies. As a result, a new problem arises in deciding who lives and who dies. The solution? An algorithm that reads all of your media presence ever, and decides if you can live out in peaceful retirement, or simply become sustenance for the next immortal.

In addition to a very morbid premise, it continues on in an even darker story. The main character’s anguish over her stolen media presence is palpable. There is clear emotional investment in this story for me. That is in no small part due to the art and how it showcases the character’s pain. ‘Immortal No More!’ doesn’t try to evade the darkness of the sci-fi genre. Instead, it embraces it and paints a well-told visual tale of loss.

This tale is of Pamela, who braves a horrible visit to the doctor in order to find out what’s making her sick. This story focuses heavily on themes of a broken medical system. Pamela finds herself waiting for hours at a doctor’s office. When finally seen, her problems are dismissed as hysteria and she is simply scoffed at. As far as health goes, I think we all find our newsfeeds inundated with facts and opinions. Especially on things regarding what to eat, take and do in order to be healthy. Oftentimes, it becomes impossible to distinguish the real from the fake and who to trust when it comes to advice. This premise plays off of these fears and reminds us that sometimes, it’s better to trust yourself.

The final story in Asinine! is ‘Excursion’, which follows a woman and her cat who simply want to get some ice cream a meager three miles away. Unfortunately, just like all of us reading, we are the only good drivers on the planet and everyone else is a lunatic. Maggie’s drive quickly becomes a descent into Dante’s Inferno, with every possible thing going wrong. However, the true victim is her poor Kitty, who really needs to wear a seatbelt.

Overall Asinine! is an enjoyable experience from start to finish. The giant-chested host honestly caught me by surprise at first. But her bombacious looks very much work for the bit. The panels and page layout are dynamic and showcase the characters’ stories and emotions very well. The comics themselves, while all original and separate, do play off of each other extremely well. I think Asinine! is a creative piece of media that deserves your attention.

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Francisco Andrade