SOMEONE OWES GUILLERMO DEL TORO AN APOLOGY!!! Needless to say, this was a disastrous reboot of Hellboy. Featuring shoddy plotting, poor performances, and the worst British accents since Keanu Reeves said “I could do Dracula, sure!”, it’s a chore to watch. Thankfully you don’t have to watch it. Scott and Mark Russell already did, and can tell you why you shouldn’t watch it in explicit detail.
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Edited by Alexandra Mirabal
Background, Gore, and Opening – 02:30
Prophecy, White Washing Dodge, and Sidekicks – 31:02
Baba Yaga, Performances, and Final thoughts – 51:00